Let's all have a hot air balloon chase!

Hi everyone!

I'm agent double-oh charlie, and I've got a license to watch movies and eat candy! This is my first movie review but I'll try to write good like an ebert roper.

We saw the new james bond movie. I forgot to write down the title but i think it was kwantamovsolis, which is a city in russia or south australia or maybe jupiter. Before the movie everyone stood up to watch a short film about the king of thailand. He looks like a really nice guy with his glasses and big ears. Then we watched james bond!

Charles stands to respect the king.

SPOILER ALERT!!!!! Milk goes bad if you forget to put it in the fridge and then it can smell like blueberries or even worse. Also i am going to write about a movie you maybe haven't seen before so don't read it if you don't want to.

I closed my eyes whenever there were guns or explosions or yelling or kissing, so i maybe missed a few things. OK here goes:

First there was a car chase and then a rooftop chase and a boat chase. Then they all went to the opera and the singing was so bad that they started shooting each other. Next james visited an italian man and drank a lot of juice from a funny shaped glass and then he can't find the hotel stationary so he goes to a fancy party instead. James has to leave the party early so he's not late for the airplane chase, and then there was a BIG LIZARD in the desert. I am scared of deserts because they are really hot and dry and people can go crazy and try to eat a nice ice-cream kid instead of giving him laffy taffy and high-fives. Anyhow, james bond drops his necklace and they run out of things to chase each other with so the movie ends.

Rating: 2 stars, one thumb, and half a maraschino cherry.